What you are about to (hopefully) read
is an International sex farce which is strictly PG-13.
If perchance you are not offended by
German transvestites,
English narcissists,
incompetent Israeli spies,
stoned Afro Americans,
gay Arabs,
California ladies with silicone breasts,
and Egyptian mummies...
then follow the camel below.


 

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